Business Planning Group
Peter G. Baker, CPA, MST
Tax Humor

"The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward."


John Maynard Keynes (1883 - 1946)

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.         

Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955), (attributed)

“I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes. I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em.”                                                                                                                                 Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)


"Don't vote for anyone. You will only encourage them."                   Mark Twain



“A tax loophole is something that benefits the other guy. If it benefits you, it is tax reform."

                                                                                 Russell B. Long, U.S. Senator



Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game -- it, and high taxes. 

Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)



I make a fortune from criticizing the policy of the government, and then hand it over to the government in taxes to keep it going.                    

H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)




Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages.                                                             H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)



Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.

Herman Wouk (1915 - )